exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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