We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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