Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There's always time for handjobs
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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