Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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