Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.