No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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