you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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