is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She announced her abortion via fbk
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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