its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It was like giving head to a cactus.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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