Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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