Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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