I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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