I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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