she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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