Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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