but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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