i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
3pm strippers are depressing
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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