Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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