I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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