Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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