So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
