Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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