will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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