I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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