i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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