I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
zippers are such a cool invention
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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