I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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