So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cannot find my penis.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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