You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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