you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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