at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
