His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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