Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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My dick has a subreddit
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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