I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
