But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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