My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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