Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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