I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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