ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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