There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pappa wants mamma naked
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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