Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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