I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have aggressive nipples.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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