I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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