I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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