I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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