Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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