We named our party play list daddy issues
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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