just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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