This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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