Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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