She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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