fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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