if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Damn victory sex feels great
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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