just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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