Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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